You know there’s simply not any good new celeb oops or nip slips today – wtf ladies, unleash those sweater puppies already..
So I decided we needed a quick blog post dedicated to the pokie nipple (aka: the nipon) so here are a few pokies that I’m a fan of in no particular order:
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1. Britney Spears. Man, a few years ago she was so smokin hot and now she’s just a walking human debacle… but she still has some giant cans. Look at those nips just jettin’ right out. Sadly, I think those things have seen a lot of abuse, not unlike that wizard’s sleeve she calls a vagina.
2. Drew Barrymore. Ok we’ve seen her nude tits a few times and honesly she bores the shit out of me. I’ve seen her interviewed and the endless drivel that comes spilling out of her mouth is actually so painful that I want to boil my own head. But hey, nice tits.
3. Heather Graham. I’ve always found Heather Graham hot, and the fact that she’s in some really shit movies getting screwed six ways to the weekend doesn’t bother me one bit. We’ve seen her nude plenty of times (in Boogie Nights as Roller Girl and a bunch of other movies I won’t watch any part of except for her nude scenes) but still look at these nips!
First of all, who fuckin wears this kind of thing? I’m not saying I mind but you know when she shows up every dude in the place is going holy fuckin shit! I don’t care if you’re Brad fuckin Pitt, you’re looking at that with bad intentions and every chick in the general area is whispering ’slut’ under their breath. It looks like that dress was actually designed to rely on hard nips to hold it up.
I have a feeling Heather Graham is batshit crazy and takes herself far too seriously, but she’s smart enough to know that her tits and ass need to be displayed as often as possible.
4. Megan Fox. Man this broad is everywhere right now and I don’t mind that at all. There’s no denying she was built for sex. That is her sole purpose on this planet. I don’t even know what she does or why she’s famous, I mean I know she was in Transformers but has she ever done anything else? You know what, nevermind.. who cares.. Look at those nips.
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