Britney Spears Random Oops Moments – Including pussyslip and nip

Jessica Simpson Pokie Nipples

Don’t think this is recent but when I came across it Jessica Simpson’s Nipples practically screamed my name so I thought I’d share her high beams with you all, she’s gotta have one of the sweetest sets of tits i’ve ever (not) seen, she’s gotta unleash those puppies

Britney Spears See Through Shirt

Britney Spears is out of rehab and spilling shit all over herself…she actually looks pretty good in these pics…her pupils are a little dialated so she may be a tad high but hey who cares as long as she wears white shirts with no bra and lets those puppies hang loose. Her nip looks a little dark, maybe its from the pregnancy(s), regardless I’d still hit it, and I’m looking forward to some Spears Nip Slips and pussy slips real soon…its only a matter of time

 

Britney Spears Nip Slip

OK so it isn’t exactly a ‘nip slip’ per say since you can’t actually see her nip but i’m doin my best…as are the folks over at x17online.com at getting that ever so elusiveBritney Spears Nip Slip Picture. She sorta looks like a fucking clown in this picture, big fake teeth, red lips, big glasses, ugly wig, ripped orange wife beater with nip almost hanging out and the worst facking cowboy hat i’ve ever seen…I think she traded in e & coke for shrooms & lsd.

Britney Spears Topless

ok so we can’t see her nips and she looks like a fucking clown but hey she is topless…Britney took these pictures of herself the other day and sent them to the press supposedly…this girl is definately not right in the head but I’m not going to complain as long as she keeps doing stupid shit like this and showing her box ect…makes for good fun

Britney Spears No Bra Pokie Nipple

Britney Spears is one crazy biatch…but i like the fact that she consistently wears slutty outfits and rarely wears a bra…here we get a nice glimpse at britney’s big pokie nipple as she wanders aimlessly with her new assface boyfriend

Nipples Pokies Nipons Hell Yeah!

You know there’s simply not any good new celeb oops or nip slips today – wtf ladies, unleash those sweater puppies already..

So I decided we needed a quick blog post dedicated to the pokie nipple (aka: the nipon) so here are a few pokies that I’m a fan of in no particular order:

(Click on the images to see the full size versions)

1. Britney Spears.  Man, a few years ago she was so smokin hot and now she’s just a walking human debacle… but she still has some giant cans.  Look at those nips just jettin’ right out.  Sadly, I think those things have seen a lot of abuse, not unlike that wizard’s sleeve she calls a vagina.

 

2.  Drew Barrymore.  Ok we’ve seen her nude tits a few times and honesly she bores the shit out of me.  I’ve seen her interviewed and the endless drivel that comes spilling out of her mouth is actually so painful that I want to boil my own head.  But hey, nice tits.

 

3. Heather Graham.  I’ve always found Heather Graham hot, and the fact that she’s in some really shit movies getting screwed six ways to the weekend doesn’t bother me one bit.  We’ve seen her nude plenty of times (in Boogie Nights as Roller Girl and a bunch of other movies I won’t watch any part of except for her nude scenes) but still look at these nips!

First of all, who fuckin wears this kind of thing? I’m not saying I mind but you know when she shows up every dude in the place is going holy fuckin shit!  I don’t care if you’re Brad fuckin Pitt, you’re looking at that with bad intentions and every chick in the general area is whispering ’slut’ under their breath.  It looks like that dress was actually designed to rely on hard nips to hold it up.

I have a feeling Heather Graham is batshit crazy and takes herself far too seriously, but she’s smart enough to know that her tits and ass need to be displayed as often as possible.

 

 

4. Megan Fox.  Man this broad is everywhere right now and I don’t mind that at all.  There’s no denying she was built for sex.  That is her sole purpose on this planet.  I don’t even know what she does or why she’s famous, I mean I know she was in Transformers but has she ever done anything else?  You know what, nevermind.. who cares.. Look at those nips.

 

 

 

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Hard nipples

Here’s some nice shots of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan hard nipples.

 

Ashlee Simpson Big Tits Pokie Nips

Impregnated Ashlee Simpson has a great set of tits on her as we can see by this pic taken a couple days ago…nice nipple pokage as well…so far her tits are growing faster than her baby belly which is a good good thing

Angelina Jolie Topless Candid in Cannes

Angelina Jolie is changing her close on terace of Maryland Villa.Saint Jean Cap Ferrat, France, May 17, 2008